A Day In The Life Of A Whore: Taylor Rain

Filed under: Taylor Rain — stomachpunch at 1:30 pm on Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Last wednesday was my typical wednesday. went to in and out burger then was off to the pot store to give the manager some lunch and buy some hash!!! then i was off to a nail appt., tanning and right after that i was goin to pcm to pick out new rims and tires for my new 2007 bmw 650i convertible….. right!!! just any other ex pornstar’s life so i’m cruzin down ventura blvd. goin to my nail appointment and it was about 2:10pm. my appointment was for 2pm, late as usual!!!

anyways cruzin rockin out to some ‘rage against the machine’ and i’m making a left into the parking lot and i saw a white benzo. then out of nowhere this pig on a motorcycle pulled out in front of me and i had to break!!!

so he decided to pull me over but he didnt put his lites on. just follwed me threw the parking lot and i’m still raging out!! and i pull right in front of my nail and hair place and he pulled behind me and it was all over from there!!! bullshit!!!

so the pig comes up to my front door and says “mam i need you to turn off your music and see your driver license, insurance and your registration.”

i knew i was in trouble cuz he was a pig with braces, thinking he was a bad ass!!!
(Read on …)

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Sasha Greys Asshole Is Debatable

Filed under: Sasha Grey — stomachpunch at 6:07 pm on Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Posted on Monday on LukeIsBack.com:

“Sasha Grey won’t be doing any scenes for about a month. Porn’s leading existentialist is on the injured reserve list. She’s got a horrible case of anal warts and requires extensive medical treatment.”

Retracted the next day:

Contrary to what I posted earlier, “Sasha has been working and continues to work to this day,” says my source. “Furthermore, while the virus that Sasha has is NOT contagious, Sasha is eschewing doing Anal scenes for about a month or so for safety’s sake.”

This picture was taken a week ago, upon closer examination there seems to be no signs of diesease.

Its a good thing whores have multiple holes, because if one gets busted, they can always rely on the other one to make that money. Anyways I never seen anal warts before and so I Googled it and came up with some vomit inducing pictures…click at your own risk. Hopefully her shit didnt get fucked up too badly, it would be a shame to see that asshole goto waste like that.

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Welcome To Whore Of The Day

Filed under: Uncategorized — stomachpunch at 5:25 pm on Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Welcome to WhoreOfTheDay.com. We’re here to provide you with an inside look at porno whores. Everytime you put a porno movie in your dvd player you see whores naked, sucking and fucking….but nothing else. Behind every whore with her legs spread wide open there is a girl with a history and a story to tell. Behind every whore with two dicks shoved in her pussy there is a girl who enjoys reruns of the Twilight Zone and Star Trek. It is our goal to provide you with something extra to take away the next time you see your favorite pornstar getting railed by fifty guys.

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