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Just as one whore is ‘retiring’ from porn, another whore is strapping her boots and re-testing her gag reflexes. Jessi Summer is back and ready to get expolited by an endless parade of porn companies. Back in July of last year she posts:

i know most of you in the industry are saying to yourselves…"she’ll be back…." and i don’t blame you. most girls do return, but there is one thing that’s different about my situation. i have given my heart and soul to the lord. i am finally at peace with myself. for the short time i have been on this planet i have experienced many bad things, i carried around all the pain, bitterness, and anger from my past experiences. it was consuming my heart more and more everyday. i turned to drugs and alcohol to try and numb it and the money from porn supported my habit… until one night a couple months back, i o.d.ed. whether u believe me or not i left my body and i saw where i was going if i continued living my life the way i was. i also spoke with god…(yes i know it sounds crazy, i was a non believer before this happened and it took me a good two months to be able to truely except what happened to me!) and while god was with me i felt a love and peace better than any high or love on this planet…it was amazing, i can’t even explain how wonderful the feeling was. he gave me the choice to go with him or come back to earth…. after asking him many times if i would be alright i made the decision to come back and live my life right, and after ii made the decision i guess the best way to explain it was that i was sucked back down into my body on earth, on my mom’s ex gf’s couch in her living room, where she explained i had been laying since the night before, it was late afternoon the next day, i still don’t undersdtand why she didn’t take me to the hospital, but i am sure it was all part of god’s plan… there is much more to my whole experience and if you want to know more please message me…. anyway i know most of you that read this are going to think i’m a wack job and that’s alright! i would have thought the same thing if it hadn’t happened to me! but i feel that i should share my experience in hopes that it may open up someones eyes to god and maybe help you to make changes in your life to come closer to him and let him take your pain and suffering away, so you may finally have what you were looking for in all the wrong places…..unconditional love, healing, and happiness:)

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I ransacked this post from Luke Ford…not like anyone would noticed anyways, but I like to give credit where credit is due and I’ll give Taylor Rain a lot of credit for turning that site into a stinking piece of shit. Anyways apparently Michelle Maylene wants to become the next pop superstar as she blogs on her myspace:

I’M SOOOO… i recorded my first single… its a hot track written by Antony Mazza ( completed and mastered..i love it… i was lucky enough to have contacts with sony music.. and ill be meeting with huge labels such as interscope, wwoh wrote hit songs for Christina Aguilera, Fergie, J-lo,etc and now me!)IM SOOOO FREAKIN EXCITED!!! My song will be up on my profile soon.i just picked up my single,,arner bros. music, geffin records, shady entertainment, and a couple other label who are all very interested in me!!! soo by mid this year ill hopefully have a deal on the table…!!! WOW all i have to say is i have sooo much respect for singers/artist now..you would never guess how hard it is to record a song..its cool when your just singing along to a track and someone else singing, but when you have to do it to to just the backround music, and keep with the "rythym" of the song.and on top of that sing every little detail like the backround vocals using your different vocal tones.and just everything..lol its not as easy as you think..! sooo ill have my single "Im gonna let you (inside)" up soon… and i will keep you all updated on all the news!! xoxo michelle

It goes without saying that this whore is delusional at best. As much as I would like to believe that pornography is breaching the mainstream collective, im not that dumb to think that a girl who sucks and fucks dick for a living will ever reach the same playing field as say Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera in this lifetime. Im pretty dumbfounded that she would even go as far as to mention those names. Someone needs to punch her in the face and bring her back to reality because this girl is way to far up her own ass. Im gonna post a few shots of Michelle, just in case she does indeed become famous and needs someone to expose her for being the whore that she is.

Booyah Bitch!

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What the fuck happened to Jenna Jameson. She looks like a fucking tranny on the meth pipe. Fucking shit, I used to masturbate to this whore everyday and now I can hardly get a couple strokes off before the bile in my stomch starts to build up in the back of my throat.

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