For all you fanboys out there with a little extra cash tucked away from your weekly allowance, these whores are for sale. Yup, you read it right…FOR SALE. I was browsing through the Eros Classified section one day looking for a modest price hooker when I stumbled across Sativa Rose and Nadia Styles. I was a bit surprised at first, seeing as how Sativa and Nadia had a good year left in them before they got washed up in the endless tide known as being used up. Anyways these whores got good reviews on TER too:

Sativa:
APPEARANCE: 9 - Model Material
PERFORMANCE:9 - I forgot it was a service

After making the necessary arrangements with Sativa’s assistant who is very friendly and easy to work with we set a time a month out from my initial contact. We met at the hotel bar and had a drink before going out to dinner. Sativa is a very sweet girl and from the time we first met to the time I left she always had a smile on despite the little hickups that the hotel staff threw our way. Her outfit consisted of a nice white t-top with a pair of tight jeans that showed off a beutiful ass! Sativa is very easy to talk to and a great conversationalist. After dinner we went back up to her room and she made a warm bath for us. This is where the fun really began! VIPs read on….

Nadia:
APPEARANCE: 9 - Model Material
PERFORMANCE: 10 - One in a lifetime

Sandy from BellaModels sent me a message, extolling the virtues of this girl, Nadia Styles, so I checked her out. The appointment, as always with BellaModels, was easy to make. I saw some of Nadia’s movies, and I was satisfied, if not, impressed. However, my experience with her was definitely one of the best I have ever had.

Ive been thinking alot about quality and quantity lately. Id figure that from all the money that I spend on 20 cracked out hookers, I could probably see one of these girls for one night and it gets me really debating which one I would rather have. 20 toothless blowjobs or an hour of bliss with a pornstar?

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#1: whores lie
#2: male performers have NO stroke value
#3: way too much man-ass in hetero porn (please minimize the use of the dreaded “ball-cam” angle. Any amount of time that 70% of the screen is occupied by the dude’s ass and nut sack is too much)
#4: double-pen in the same orifice is gay
#5: Generally, European porn stars are much dirtier than their American counterparts
#6: when a dude is getting it up the ass, no matter if it’s from a woman, tranny or another dude, it’s gay
#7: if you have a small dick and fuck like a chick with a strap on you shouldn’t be a stunt cock
#8: interracial gangbangs demonstrate how far we’ve come as a country regarding race
#9: if she doesn’t do anal, and she’s not Christy Canyon, she’s not a legitimate porn star
#10: piss, vomit and/or scat ain’t sex(y)
#11: too many tattoos and piercings and it becomes an unpleasant freak show
#12: if you must show cunnilingus, make sure the guy doesn’t have a moustache (see Ron Jeremey and Christy Canyon; looks like the Tribbles Star Trek episode)
#13: the male talent shall keep grunting and moaning to a minimum
#14: don’t jump to the guy’s face during the money shot
#15: there shall be no unattended pussy in a FFM threesome scene at any time
#16: close up shots have their place, but it’s not two thirds of the movie; pull back, establish and let us get on with the important business of jerking off to the whole girl, not just the meat piston
#17: genuine sounds of balls slapping against girl’s ass or cock slamming into wet cunt shall not be interrupted by talents’ over dramatic moaning or porn banter
#18: The bts interviewer shall not ask how the girl got into porn if she’s been doing porn longer than 6 months
#19: if it’s a comp, let the box cover say it’s a comp; don’t dress it up as all new scenes
#20: if the movie is shot in HD, cast must have good complexions (and definitely, no ass zits)
#21: if it’s on the box, it shall be in the movie
#22: if an act is described as “her first time”, it shall not be common knowledge that it is far from her first time
#23: unless your name is Andrew Blake, let us hear the actual noises instead of the music, no matter how much you paid your cousin to create it with Pro Tools
#24: squirt is pee (see #10)
#25: every whore has a price
#26: the more cum that lands above her mouth, and the more surprised/upset she is about it, the better; if she actually starts to whimper, it’s rewind time
#27: in porn, for every one great boob job, there are 76 shit ones around the corner
#28: someone else’s baby jam on/in a girl is off limits; stick your dick elsewhere or towel her off/make her swallow
#29: nine out of ten whores say they are in porn for the “great sex” and “close friendships,” when in reality they are motivated in the following order of importance: 60% money/Donna Karan sunglasses/Gucci handbags; 20% getting back at their fucking asshole parents; 10% support/augment drug dependency’; 10% support suitcase pimp’s drug dependency
#30: when a whore says they “don’t do drugs any more,” it means they still smoke unbelievable amounts of pot, and drink like fishes
#31: not all attention whores are porn girls, but all porn girls are attention whores
#32: if you have a catch-phrase, you’re a douche
#33: girls turn 18 every day
#34: retired whore makes a comeback = rent is due
#35: for every whore that leaves, two will take her place
#36: whores are never retired, they are just between sex-related “career opportunities”
#37: directors shall keep babbling to a minimum
#38: limit stills; flash bulbs going off is distracting
#39: big-budget porn (e.g. “Conquest”, “Private Gladiator”) is a waste of perfectly good money that could be better spent on costlier sex acts; i.e., would you rather see a wooden ship or an anal gangbang?
#40: slow-motion and replay shall be kept to the barest minimum

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On AdultDvdTalk.com Leah Luv post:

I did…as of tomorrow. I am working for Ninnworx and that will be my last scene. Its been fun but its time to go…sorry boys and girls. Ill still be at Anarchy and Ill probably still be in Anarchy titles but noone else.

I give it two months before shes back whoring herself again. The day you stop making a $1000/scene and end up with a $7.50/hr job flipping hamburgers at the local burger joint down the street is a sharp jab in the face for anyone and especially for a whore who has neither the skill nor the knowledge beyond that of sucking and fucking dick. Jessi Summers retired and look what happened to her…

I HAVE BEEN OUT OF THE BUSINESS FOR ABOUT HALF A YEAR NOW AND I HAVEN’T BEEN UP TO TOO MUCH. I HAVE MOVED BACK HOME TO OREGON, AND I HAVE BEEN FOCUSING MORE ON FAMILY AND GETTING INTO SCHOOL. THERE’S ONLY ONE PROBLEM… I’M BROKE. I DIDN’T REALLY PLAN ON GETTING OUT OF THE BUSINESS I JUST DID. AND I DIDN’T HAVE A JOB OR ANYTHING LINED UP. I AM CURRENTLY CLEANING HOUSES FOR A LIVING AND LET ME TELL YOU IT’S NOT EASY! I MISS MAKING PORN, IT GAVE ME EVERYTHING I REALLY WANTED AT THE TIME… MONEY AND TONS OF SEX! LOL BUT IT’S NOT REALLY SOMETHING I COULD WRITE HOME ABOUT. I BASICALLY QUIT BECAUSE I DIDN’T WANT TO PASS UP THE OPPERTUNITY TO BE REUNITED WITH MY FAMILY. I HADN’T SEEN THEM IN YEARS AND I KNEW IT WAS WHAT I HAD TO DO, PLUS I KEPT GETTING SCREWED OVER BY PEOPLE IN THE BIZ. I DON’T KNOW IF IT WAS THE SMARTEST DECISION TO MAKE BUT IT WAS SOMETHING I JUST HAD TO DO. I THINK ABOUT IT SOMETIMES AND GET REALLY SAD. I LOVED MY JOB AND THE FANS WERE GREAT! I DON’T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT IS I AM GOING TO DO WHEN I GET INTO SCHOOL NEXT SEMESTER, I’M DEBATING BETWEEN NURSING AND BEAUTY SCHOOL… MAYBE SOMEONE CAN GIVE ME SOME FEEDBACK. AS FOR MY LOVE LIFE I AM CURRENTLY SINGLE AND LOVING IT! WHO KNEW THERE WERE SO MANY HOT GUYS IN OREGON! I HAVE BEEN HAVING SO MUCH FUN SINCE I HAVE BEEN BACK;)

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Anna Nicole Smith is officially dead at the age of 39. According to police reports, she was already dead when she was found in her hotel room. Anna Nicole Smith was transported to Memorial Regional Hospital in Hollywood, Florida just after 2pm after she collapsed at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino. She was found unresponsive in her hotel room and CPR was performed on her and a breathing apparatus was inserted into her throat. Local streets were closed off to rush her to the hospital and paramedics were seen pumping her chest as she was taken to the hospital.

I will now give a brief eulogy:

The girl came from nothing and used what she had to make a niche for herself. Unlike the majority of the fuckasses in this country, she actually had the cajones to do what she had to do to keep food on the table and then some. How many of you would fuck a 95 year old man to make sure that you had food and clothes and Gucci hand bags and Louis Vuitton purses? I’ll give her credit….the girl had some big ol’ gorilla balls on her. What she did (minus Playboy & Guess? Jeans) is no different than what some other mom in Buttfuck, Arkansas is doing to make sure that her she was living good. Although Anna Nicole was the epitome of a whore and set new standards in whoredom, she will be missed. May God bless Anna Nicole, and the country she loved.