I remember the first time I saw Nautica in person I was at this club in Vegas during the AEE Expo. She was dancing at a club with some dude, which reminds me of clubs and whores in general. When your at a club, and your with a decent looking girl, you gotta protect your whore, because that bitch will leave you the instant she finds another dude, who’s got more money than you, who’s bigger than you, who’s better looking than you. Ive seen it all too many times. One time, me and some friends were celebrating this whores birthday at a restaurant. He got her a little cake and bought her dinner and sang her happy birthday. After dinner we leave to goto the club and we’re just chilling at the club and having drinks and just having a good time. His girl leaves to goto the bathroom and shes gone for maybe 20 minutes and my friend goes to find her. 15 minutes later he comes back empty handed and we see her outside leaving with some guy. Now im not saying thats how all girls are but I know that shit goes down more often than not. Even my best friend who’s been serious with this chick for a couple years now, tells me to look after his girl when he leaves her to get some drinks. It reminds me of the caveman days where you could just club a bitch and drag her back to your cave….just a more updated version

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This whore goes by the name of Aurora Jolie. Even though shes gotten pounded in the ass more times than half the population of West Hollywood, she still considers herself a virgin because her hymen is still intact. It never surprises me what goes through the mind of a whore. I’m guessing shes doesn’t want to offend god by keeping her virginity intact and at the same time she wants to eat her cake too, by sucking countless dicks and getting her asshole pounded by guys shes never met befire.

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Kylie probably holds the record for being the biggest slut before getting into porn. She has slept with 50+ guys before getting into the industry and shes only 18! Now im not that old or anything but when I was in high school, there was this white trash blond chick named Brooke and she did probably 7-10 guys and she was considered the school slut. I don’t know if Kylie is an aberration of a slut but if this is a benchmark of where society is headed…amen to that. Shit I wish I could go back to high school and get me a piece of action from a slut.

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A few post earlier, I posted a video from The Insider where Dr. 90210 was trying to convince teen ponrstarlet Sasha Grey to give up her whoring days as it would be detrimental to her health or some shit like that (I was too lazy to re-watch the video and wait 30 minutes for it to download as my minimum wage job doesn’t afford me a decent internet connection). At any rate this douche bag doctor was all about trying to save whores from ruining themselves and at the same time I read on lukeisback that he gave Veronica Rayne, a porn whore, new tits. Usually ill have some sort of witty remark on the matter, but after drinking a half bottle of Thunderbird this morning to numb the pain which is my sad existience of a life, all I am left with is thoughts of finding a cheap hooker who will suck my dick in exchange for $35 and a 2 for $1 special Swanson’s fried chick tv dinner.

Sinful Comics has just released their interpretation of The Pirates Of The Caribbean and Disney is pissed because it potrays their characters in an unfashionly manner. In my opinion its a more historically accurate telling of a pirate tale. Now I know Disney made The Pirates of The Caribbean to be a family friendly movie that extols the feminist virtues of women who can kick ass and save the day, but in any case, in the days where pirates ruled and roamed the seas, Keira Knightly would most definitely be a whore, who’s main virtue was her dick sucking ability. And the only ass kicking going on would be on part of a pirate as he pulled his dick out of Keira Knightly pussy, as she demanded more than two schillings for her stank ass, scurvy infested pussy.

Im not too much of a fan of comic book porn. I tried getting off to it one time when I found some pics of that bitch from Roger Rabbit naked with her legs wide open, but its hard to get off to a cartoon character who only exists on paper. At any rate that bitch is pretty hot, with big ass titties and her hour glass figure and her fat ass booty. I bet that slut likes to get choked while shes getting fucked in the ass….what a whore.

God damn I love this whore. Not only is she hot but she’s also has a certain charm and charisma that you only see in beauty pageants contestants and to top it off, shes a really filthy whore…shes fucked a gagillon guys, does coke with her mom, let a guy take a dump on her chest, and let guys spit in her face. The question now isnt really what she has done, but what she hasnt done yet. Its very odd seeing a girl of her caliber talk about shit like this, you’d expect a girl with a story like this has to be some cracked out, toothless hooker who’s got one good lung and a half working pussy.

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This shit might be old but its new to everyone who hasnt seen it yet. Anyways I need to update this site with some interesting shit. Everyday i’m looking for semi-interesting shit to post about whores and all I can find is shit about whores dancing somewhere or signing a contract or performing in a movie or something banal like that. Who the fuck cares if Lanny Barbie is starring in a new movie called “Burnt Fury”. Fuck that shit. If your a whore and have something interesting to share with the rest of the the three people reading this blog, send it to webmaster@whoreoftheday.com.