Anna Nicole Smith is officially dead at the age of 39. According to police reports, she was already dead when she was found in her hotel room. Anna Nicole Smith was transported to Memorial Regional Hospital in Hollywood, Florida just after 2pm after she collapsed at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino. She was found unresponsive in her hotel room and CPR was performed on her and a breathing apparatus was inserted into her throat. Local streets were closed off to rush her to the hospital and paramedics were seen pumping her chest as she was taken to the hospital.

I will now give a brief eulogy:

The girl came from nothing and used what she had to make a niche for herself. Unlike the majority of the fuckasses in this country, she actually had the cajones to do what she had to do to keep food on the table and then some. How many of you would fuck a 95 year old man to make sure that you had food and clothes and Gucci hand bags and Louis Vuitton purses? I’ll give her credit….the girl had some big ol’ gorilla balls on her. What she did (minus Playboy & Guess? Jeans) is no different than what some other mom in Buttfuck, Arkansas is doing to make sure that her she was living good. Although Anna Nicole was the epitome of a whore and set new standards in whoredom, she will be missed. May God bless Anna Nicole, and the country she loved.