Pornstar Turned Popstar

Filed under: Michelle Maylene — stomachpunch at 1:08 pm on Tuesday, February 27, 2007

I ransacked this post from Luke Ford…not like anyone would noticed anyways, but I like to give credit where credit is due and I’ll give Taylor Rain a lot of credit for turning that site into a stinking piece of shit. Anyways apparently Michelle Maylene wants to become the next pop superstar as she blogs on her myspace:

I’M SOOOO… i recorded my first single… its a hot track written by Antony Mazza ( completed and mastered..i love it… i was lucky enough to have contacts with sony music.. and ill be meeting with huge labels such as interscope, wwoh wrote hit songs for Christina Aguilera, Fergie, J-lo,etc and now me!)IM SOOOO FREAKIN EXCITED!!! My song will be up on my profile soon.i just picked up my single,,arner bros. music, geffin records, shady entertainment, and a couple other label who are all very interested in me!!! soo by mid this year ill hopefully have a deal on the table…!!! WOW all i have to say is i have sooo much respect for singers/artist now..you would never guess how hard it is to record a song..its cool when your just singing along to a track and someone else singing, but when you have to do it to to just the backround music, and keep with the "rythym" of the song.and on top of that sing every little detail like the backround vocals using your different vocal tones.and just everything..lol its not as easy as you think..! sooo ill have my single "Im gonna let you (inside)" up soon… and i will keep you all updated on all the news!! xoxo michelle

It goes without saying that this whore is delusional at best. As much as I would like to believe that pornography is breaching the mainstream collective, im not that dumb to think that a girl who sucks and fucks dick for a living will ever reach the same playing field as say Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera in this lifetime. Im pretty dumbfounded that she would even go as far as to mention those names. Someone needs to punch her in the face and bring her back to reality because this girl is way to far up her own ass. Im gonna post a few shots of Michelle, just in case she does indeed become famous and needs someone to expose her for being the whore that she is.

Booyah Bitch!

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