Last wednesday was my typical wednesday. went to in and out burger then was off to the pot store to give the manager some lunch and buy some hash!!! then i was off to a nail appt., tanning and right after that i was goin to pcm to pick out new rims and tires for my new 2007 bmw 650i convertible….. right!!! just any other ex pornstar’s life so i’m cruzin down ventura blvd. goin to my nail appointment and it was about 2:10pm. my appointment was for 2pm, late as usual!!!

anyways cruzin rockin out to some ‘rage against the machine’ and i’m making a left into the parking lot and i saw a white benzo. then out of nowhere this pig on a motorcycle pulled out in front of me and i had to break!!!

so he decided to pull me over but he didnt put his lites on. just follwed me threw the parking lot and i’m still raging out!! and i pull right in front of my nail and hair place and he pulled behind me and it was all over from there!!! bullshit!!!

so the pig comes up to my front door and says “mam i need you to turn off your music and see your driver license, insurance and your registration.”

i knew i was in trouble cuz he was a pig with braces, thinking he was a bad ass!!!
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