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Sinful Comics has just released their interpretation of The Pirates Of The Caribbean and Disney is pissed because it potrays their characters in an unfashionly manner. In my opinion its a more historically accurate telling of a pirate tale. Now I know Disney made The Pirates of The Caribbean to be a family friendly movie that extols the feminist virtues of women who can kick ass and save the day, but in any case, in the days where pirates ruled and roamed the seas, Keira Knightly would most definitely be a whore, who’s main virtue was her dick sucking ability. And the only ass kicking going on would be on part of a pirate as he pulled his dick out of Keira Knightly pussy, as she demanded more than two schillings for her stank ass, scurvy infested pussy.

Im not too much of a fan of comic book porn. I tried getting off to it one time when I found some pics of that bitch from Roger Rabbit naked with her legs wide open, but its hard to get off to a cartoon character who only exists on paper. At any rate that bitch is pretty hot, with big ass titties and her hour glass figure and her fat ass booty. I bet that slut likes to get choked while shes getting fucked in the ass….what a whore.

A few months ago it was rumored that there was a Kim Kardashian sex tape lying around somewheree. A couple days ago it was confirmed that there was indeed a sex tape and today Vivid Entertainment had announced it had acquired the rights to the sex tape and will release it on February 29. First off I would like to say that Kim Kardashian is fucking hot and I cant wait to get my hands on that tape. All things aside, whats up with all these whores and celebrities and sex tapes. Pam Anderson set the standard, then it was Gina Lee Nolin, Colin Farell, Chyna, Screech, Keeley Hazell, Abi Titmuss and so many more. Im not complaining or anything but I wouldnt doubt there being a surge of other celebrity sex tapes being released in the near future either to revive onself from d-list stigma or to bolster some sort of publicity campaign. At the same time society seems to be ok with it….like it doesnt seem to be taboo anymore…. which could be a good thing for the porno industry. 10-20 years ago porn was taboo and the mainstream media didnt want anything to do with it. Now, movies are being made about pornstars and pornstars are reaching celebrity status with the likes of Britney Spears, Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie. Ask anyone now if they know who Jenna Jameson is and they can probably tell you the last two movies she’s been in and who shes going out with. Ultimately this can go two ways…the compelete and utter breakdown of the moral fabric of society, where deviant behavior runs rampant or the sexual liberation of an entire nation where the sexually repressed are freed from their chains and a society where tolerance for differences is embraced. Im hoping for the latter but im thinking the former would be more fun.

I found this ridiculous article on JizzBuzz.com. Its an article about dating a pornstars and the steps necessary to procure that goal. I don’t understand why anyone in their right mind would want to date a pornstar. Now dont get me wrong, I love pornstars and would probably fuck 99.5% of them but being in some sort of relationship with them is absurd. Imagine dating a girl who gets her pussy fucked everday by some different dude everday. I have a hard enough time when a guy makes a passing glance at my girlfriend and for her to fuck random dudes everday is unacceptable and honestly I couldnt trust her not to bring home a disease. Even with proper testing and the measures in place to prevent the introduction of a disease into a community full of sex crazed fiends, nature always finds a way to eliminate excess. Anyways if I still havent convinced you, read this article but it still wont get you near a pornstar because its missing one crucial and imperative point. That point being ….whores love that money and if you dont have it…dont even try….unless you’re a drug dealer and can supply copious amounts of mind altering drugs.

So You Wanna Date A PornStar?

Dating a Pornstar can be fun and orgasmic! And in order to keep the good times coming you need to remember a few steps so she’ll never step too far away from you!

1. Be cool
Play hard to get, even if it means tea-bagging your junk in an icy drink (not hers) when she leaves to go to the restroom. She wants to date an equal not a fan. Be as nonchalant as you can without being a dick.

Whatever you do don’t show her off. She know’s she’s a prize. Don’t use her to impress your crew and don’t mention what she does in public unless she does. Introducing her as “Mary, from Massive Objects Mary dotcom,” will end your evening fast.

2. Be a gentleman
She works in places where people glance at her drivers license and then ask her to strip off (like the DMV). She will be particularly vulnerable to old-school charm. Flowers, cards and notes go a long way, as long as they’re meant sincerely. She will want to know that you like her despite of, not because of, what she does.

If she tells you her real name she trusts you. Don’t use it in public unless she does. Performers have to guard their identity’s and switch between persona’s for good reason. She knows the waiter recognized her when she walked in, and will show up at her house if he can use her real name to find out where she lives. Kill him now, she’ll thank you later.

Take your romantic inspiration from Lionel Richie’s ‘Three Times a Lady’, not The Analog Brothers ‘Pimp to Eat’.

3. Make her chase you
There’s nothing a woman finds more attractive than a guy they can’t get. Let her make all the moves. She will, and you’ll look cooler than all the guys chasing her.

Whenever I’ve had performers flirting with me I’ve been in situations where responding in kind would be seen as unprofessional. It could be my aftershave that makes them want me, I wear Sex Panther which is illegal in nine countries, but it was probably because I was hard to get.

4. Don’t become a suitcase pimp
Show no interest in getting into the adult industry yourself or managing her career. A lot of guys see performers as a meal ticket and if you give off that vibe she’ll run away. Even offering to help drive her to a photo-shoot, or spend all her money on your car, can set off alarm bells. 

To avoid looking like a suitcase pimp avoid sunglasses unless you’re outside and it’s sunny, wearing untucked, open-necked shirts made of shiny fabric, or being in a band that doesn’t sell enough records to keep you fully occupied.

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