Keira Knightly….A Pirate’s Whore

Filed under: Uncategorized — stomachpunch at 11:13 am on Monday, March 12, 2007

Sinful Comics has just released their interpretation of The Pirates Of The Caribbean and Disney is pissed because it potrays their characters in an unfashionly manner. In my opinion its a more historically accurate telling of a pirate tale. Now I know Disney made The Pirates of The Caribbean to be a family friendly movie that extols the feminist virtues of women who can kick ass and save the day, but in any case, in the days where pirates ruled and roamed the seas, Keira Knightly would most definitely be a whore, who’s main virtue was her dick sucking ability. And the only ass kicking going on would be on part of a pirate as he pulled his dick out of Keira Knightly pussy, as she demanded more than two schillings for her stank ass, scurvy infested pussy.

Im not too much of a fan of comic book porn. I tried getting off to it one time when I found some pics of that bitch from Roger Rabbit naked with her legs wide open, but its hard to get off to a cartoon character who only exists on paper. At any rate that bitch is pretty hot, with big ass titties and her hour glass figure and her fat ass booty. I bet that slut likes to get choked while shes getting fucked in the ass….what a whore.

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