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Anna Nicole Smith is officially dead at the age of 39. According to police reports, she was already dead when she was found in her hotel room. Anna Nicole Smith was transported to Memorial Regional Hospital in Hollywood, Florida just after 2pm after she collapsed at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino. She was found unresponsive in her hotel room and CPR was performed on her and a breathing apparatus was inserted into her throat. Local streets were closed off to rush her to the hospital and paramedics were seen pumping her chest as she was taken to the hospital.

I will now give a brief eulogy:

The girl came from nothing and used what she had to make a niche for herself. Unlike the majority of the fuckasses in this country, she actually had the cajones to do what she had to do to keep food on the table and then some. How many of you would fuck a 95 year old man to make sure that you had food and clothes and Gucci hand bags and Louis Vuitton purses? I’ll give her credit….the girl had some big ol’ gorilla balls on her. What she did (minus Playboy & Guess? Jeans) is no different than what some other mom in Buttfuck, Arkansas is doing to make sure that her she was living good. Although Anna Nicole was the epitome of a whore and set new standards in whoredom, she will be missed. May God bless Anna Nicole, and the country she loved.

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birthdate 09/24/79
home town Leipzig/Germany
height 5′1
weight 122 lbs
stats 33-27-37
chest 34B
eyes green
shoes 5
xxx debut March 2003
# of movies 400
moved to L.A. November 2004
favorite color blue
fragrance Gaultier Classique
drink dirty vodka martini
food sushi
I drive Audi A4
treat Haagen Dazs
I hate mornings
about me "Tough ‘lil cookie"
fear dentist
dream place Maui
weakness ice cream
saturday nights watching TV
monday morning sleeping in
summer vacation Alaska
I’d never smoke
I can’t do without breakfast
I’m good at Tetris
TV show CSI Miami
actor Bruce Willis
regret my tattoo
Status: In a Relationship
Zodiac Sign: Libra
Smoke / Drink: No / No
Children: Undecided
Education: Some college
Occupation: Pornstar

A few months ago it was rumored that there was a Kim Kardashian sex tape lying around somewheree. A couple days ago it was confirmed that there was indeed a sex tape and today Vivid Entertainment had announced it had acquired the rights to the sex tape and will release it on February 29. First off I would like to say that Kim Kardashian is fucking hot and I cant wait to get my hands on that tape. All things aside, whats up with all these whores and celebrities and sex tapes. Pam Anderson set the standard, then it was Gina Lee Nolin, Colin Farell, Chyna, Screech, Keeley Hazell, Abi Titmuss and so many more. Im not complaining or anything but I wouldnt doubt there being a surge of other celebrity sex tapes being released in the near future either to revive onself from d-list stigma or to bolster some sort of publicity campaign. At the same time society seems to be ok with it….like it doesnt seem to be taboo anymore…. which could be a good thing for the porno industry. 10-20 years ago porn was taboo and the mainstream media didnt want anything to do with it. Now, movies are being made about pornstars and pornstars are reaching celebrity status with the likes of Britney Spears, Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie. Ask anyone now if they know who Jenna Jameson is and they can probably tell you the last two movies she’s been in and who shes going out with. Ultimately this can go two ways…the compelete and utter breakdown of the moral fabric of society, where deviant behavior runs rampant or the sexual liberation of an entire nation where the sexually repressed are freed from their chains and a society where tolerance for differences is embraced. Im hoping for the latter but im thinking the former would be more fun.

It may come to a surprise to you but one of my best friends is a feminist. Ive known her for about 6-7 years know and itts very odd that we are friends, seeing as how I am in the porno industry and she is a staunch defender of the Feminist Mystique, however life works in strange and peculiar ways. Anyways the first day that I told her that I had landed a job at an adult company she lecture me for about an hour on how this would destroy my life and how I was contributing to the demise of exploited women. I took it in grace and told her not to worry, and that it was a job between jobs. A year and a half later Im still in the industry and shes still on my ass for being in the industry. Everytime we get in a fight she brings up the porno industry and attacks me from that angle. I got sick of it one day and sent her this article written by Mike, some dude. We still get into fights, but after that day, she has yet to attack me from the porno angle. So if ever the time comes when you need to defend yourself for watching porno, liking porno, or working in porno, bust this article out and own that mutha fucka who’s trying to get you down.

1. "Pornography exploits children". Obviously, this assumes that all porno is child porno, which is a totally unreasonable generalization. I’ve seen a lot of porno, but I’ve never seen child porno. Snuff films exploit death; does this somehow mean that we should ban action movies?

2. "Pornography degrades women". Again, this is an unreasonable generalization. It is unfortunately true that some porno depicts women as mere objects of sexual exploitation (although it should be noted that some porno also degrades men, particularly the sadomasochist porn in which a female "dominatrix" humiliates and abuses male "slaves"). However, one can’t generalize about porno based on its worst examples, any more than one should generalize about mainstream films based on movies which glorify violence or promote and/or affirm racial stereotypes. If we should ban all pornography which depicts acts of sexual assault and domination, should we also ban all movies which glorify violence?

3. "When people view pornography, it is more likely that they will commit sexual assault." It is infuriating that this is almost always stated as a fact, even though there is no supporting evidence for this conclusion (even the shaky statistical correlations favoured by sociologists don’t exist). We are reminded that most rape involves porno, but that proves nothing because porno is a multi-billion dollar business with many tens of millions of customers, the vast majority of whom are not rapists. In fact, there are numerous European countries in which both pornography and prostitution are widespread and legal, yet the incidence of rape is much lower than it is in America (in Germany, for example, explicit pornography and prostitution are both legal, yet it has less than one quarter of America’s rate of sexual assault). Furthermore, even if we do accept these grossly unscientific claims of a causal relationship, this kind of reasoning is equally applicable to mainstream films which depict violence or promote or affirm racial and sexual stereotypes; should we ban them too?

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According to her journal at her official website, www.clubmissymonroe.net.

‘My husband and I have some exciting news!!! We have known for a little over a month that I am gonna be bringing a little angel into the world! My due date is August 15th and as soon as I find out what I will be having I will post it here for everyone!!!’"

Yo this girl is gonna have it easy when she gives birth…after all those double vaginal penetrations her vagina must be so loose that the baby could just slide right through like a Crocodile Mile Slip and Slide.

There are many stereotypes of whores: lazy, unreliable, money hungry, and drug addicted. Im pretty sure Sierra Sin encompasses all of the aforementioned. Sierra emailed me a few weeks ago about doing an interview on the site. After a few emails I told her to come in last week on Wed at 4pm. Id figure a whore doesnt really get up and start her day until 2pm, so i’d give her a couple of hours to compose herself and get ready. Anyways 4pm rolls around and no Sierra Sin. I don’t sweat it yet because when you tell a whore 4pm sharp….in a whore’s mind that means 6pm. And so 6pm rolls around and still no Sierra Sin and me and my camera guy are just sitting there twiddling are thumbs. For the two hours between 4pm and 6pm I was just sitting there really hoping she would defy the sterotype and would actually come in, but alas a whore is a whore. Honestly im gonna blame myself for actually entrusting a whore with a responsibility because everyone knows a whore is unreliable, lazy, money hungry and drug addicted.